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One Is Too Many But It’s Never Enough

Com-Pulsion: I Want A Cactus In A Cute Little Pot And I’ll Name It After You Because You’re A Fucking Prick.

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Sixpenceee: A Story To Scare My Son, By Reddit User Ovenfriend “Son, We Need To Have A Chat About Internet Safety.” I Slowly Crumpled Down Onto The Floor Next To Him. His Laptop Was Open And He Was Playing Minecraft On A Public Server. His Eyes

Carpaydiem: I May Seem Like I Know What I’m Doing But 90% Of My Life Has Been Me Just Wingin’ It

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My Grandpa Wanted To Be An Artist

A Swiss Couple Agreed To Babysit For Their Friend, Who Gave Them Some Rather Excessive Instructions On How To Care For The 6-Month-Old. In Return, They Photoshopped A Series Of &Quot;Worst-Case Scenarios&Quot; In Order To Send Hourly Photo-Updates On How The

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You'Ve Reached The House Of Unrecognized Talent

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