a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: randomweas: Magician Zach King The Ministry is going to be pissed…

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: randomweas: Magician Zach King The Ministry is going to be pissed…

Lunaresse:noreasontoapologize:ameni Got Scared For A Second

Carpaydiem: It Sucks When You Have A Bad Teacher For A Subject You’re Genuinely Interested In

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Sorry, My Mom Said My Anaconda Can'T

Heroofferelden:i Have To Remind Myself That The Curse Words I Seem To Accumulate From Tumblr Aren’t Exactly The Things To Be Saying Out Loud Because Today I Was Making Some Lil Old Lady’s Latte And I Dropped Her Cup And It Was Really Hot And It Splashed

I Prefer To Distance Myself Whenever I’m In A Bad Mood Because I’ll Become The Most Heartless Person You’ll Ever Meet.

Spokenunspoken: Shaky:i’m Stuck Between Wanting:1. A Long Lasting Relationship With My Soulmate Who Supports Me And Protects Me And Is My Partner And We Are Completely Bad Ass Together And In Love2. Wanting To Have Casual Sex And Rip Out The Heart

Queeringfeministreality: Msdeonb: Currently My Fave Thing In Life Yesssss

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Once You’ve Read The Dictionary, Every Other Book You Read Is Just A Remix.

Pho-Bia:if You Can Make Me Physically Smile When Talking To Me Online Then You Are Fantastic

One Is Too Many But It’s Never Enough

Humorking:my Hobbies Include Looking At Text Posts And Wondering How I Didn’t Think Of Them First

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