officialpigeon: Person: “I’m 6ft tall” me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

officialpigeon: Person: “I’m 6ft tall” me: tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother

Degassed: Talk Shit Get Hit By This Huge Wave Of Tears You Made Me Cry You Asshole

Vua: Somedays I Look In The Mirror And Im Like Damn I Look Good And Then Other Days I Look In The Mirror And Im Like Damn I Look So Good

Bitterassfandom: It’s Not A Phase Mom, Sheep Farming Is My Life

Teratophilia: Why Do Bronies Get So Upset About Being Friendzoned? I Thought Friendship Was Magic

Muscleluvr2: 3 Reasons Ill Follow Someone: Thirst I Like Their Blog (Unlikely) They Have A Lot Of Followers And Will Reblog My Posts And I Have To Lock Them Into A Mutual Cuz Tumblr Is A Business Not A Game

Terrakion: White People Drop The N Word And Say Its A Freedom Of Speech But The Second Someone Calls Them A Cracker They Pull The Reverse Racism Card And Defend Its Existence To No End

Borntoslay: The Making Of “A Hybrid”

Egberts: Shakesqueer: Egberts: Ive Been Waiting For Almost A Month For The Eye Doctor To Call And Tell Me My Glasses Were In And Apparently They Called Over A Week Ago And M Y Mom Just Now Told Me Bet You Didnt See That Coming

Hellanerd: Accidentally Deleting Something You Took A Long Time Writing

Brentwalker092: And Just For Reference—He’s At Home Depot Every Morning, 6Am :)

2Sthboiz: How’s It Big Boy

2Sthboiz: Previous Posts Made But To Lazy To Go Search :-)

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