ohyns: this was written in a bathroom cubicle at my school and i liked it

ohyns: this was written in a bathroom cubicle at my school and i liked it

Gallifreyanturtles: Opticallyaroused: A Quartet Of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises At First I Almost Cried At How Cute They Ate And Now I Think I Might Cry Because They’re Endangered?!?!? My Babieessssss!!!!!!

Eddie Valentine

Missbrostrider: Ok Since April Fools Is Coming Up Let Me Make A Clear Message For You Dont Ask Someone Out That You Know Likes You As A Joke Dont Ask Someone Out That You Know Likes You As A Joke Dont Ask Someone Out That You Know Likes You As A Joke

Mulder, It'S Me

Et-In-Arkadia: Anactualbear: Xjohndeeregirlx: Went Goat Shopping Today..this Baby Girl Claimed Me As Her Own Before I Could Even Decide. Oh My God Oh My God Things To Do: Goat Shopping

Mulder, It'S Me

Is-Getting-Old: Eva-420: I Feel Bad For Teachers Because I Distinctly Remember My Mom Bursting Into Tears Once When She Was Grading Papers And She Was Just Mumbling “Theyre So Goddamn Stupid” Over And Over Every Time I Read This I Laugh A Little

Helioscentrifuge: Asgardreid: Sextronautt: We Live In A World Where The Pizza Arrives Faster Than The Police Well The Pizza Driver Faces Consequences When Their Job Isn’t Done Right.

Callmekitto: &Amp;Ldquo;Hello, Welcome To Sephora, How Can I Help Y-&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Give Me Everything That You Have.&Amp;Rdquo;

Thelostwolfarya: So Much Love And Respect And Admiration For Young Feminists. Teenage Feminists That Are Learning And Sharing Their Knowledge And Speaking Up. That Takes A Kind Of Courage I Never Had As A Teenager. It’s Already Scary As Fuck Being

Dietdoctorkelp: Clayur: Long Live 2006 She Is Doing The Tongue Thing

Br0Lan: My Coworker Just Told Me About A Kid He Knew In Second Grade That Was Really Allergic To Peanuts But One Day During Lunch He Said That He Couldn’t Take It Anymore And Wanted To Know What Reeses Taste Like So He Pulled Out His Epipen, Ate The

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