lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

Brickiewang: This Show Was Made In 1996 Yet We Still Have To Repeat This Shit Every Single Day.

Silverlullabies: Justabrowncoatedwench: Unwinona: Kitsparrow: Cartoongoblin: Jadelyn: Sinbadism: Teslaarmor: Cobra-23: So Stop Working At Mcdonalds And Do Something With Your Life. Sure! I’ll Just Reach Into My Ass And Pull Out A Job! Or,

Happylifewiththemachines: Danwasonfireonce: Gunslingerannie: Europeansdomusicalsbetter: Stockade: You’re Welcome This Is The Most Useful Thing I’ve Ever Reblogged. I Used To Think When People Said My Cousin Twice Removed That

Littleblackmariah: Kingfisherfaker: Gailsimone: Morenamagia: Equiusinamaidoutfit: Eridanamporass: P41G3R4Nk1N: Listenforthesteel: Some Assholes Have Been Putting Nails In Cheese And Treats In Dog Parks In Chicago And Massachusetts. Also Adding

Rastakabank: Domenico Cioffi A/W ’14 Look Book

Mjwatson: Put “Top Five” Anything In My Ask And I Will Answer Ok Go

Crutal: Friendly Reminder That Since It’s Getting Hot Out, People Of All Sizes And Genders Can Wear Whatever They Want To Keep Themselves Cool And Comfortable, And You Are, Under No Circumstances, Allowed To Shame Them Or Sexualize Them For It.

K-Y-H-U: #Beach Day With The Bestie #Bonding Ritual Of The Females #I Have The Joy!

Mulder, It'S Me

Thegestianpoet: Romanticize The Fuck Out Of Life If Thats How You Cope Who Cares Fuck Those Text Posts That Are Like “Your Life Will Never Be A Wes Anderson Movie” Well Of Course It Won’t But I’m Buying That Cute Yellow Tea Kettle Anyways Motherfucker

Canisantiquus: Don’t Take Your Dog Out In The Afternoon Heat During Summer! Not Unless You’re Going To The River Or Beach, Or A Nice Cool Shady Spot. Humans Are Very Efficient At Staying Cool, Using Our Whole Bodies As Radiators. Dogs Not So

Mulder, It'S Me

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