don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work

don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work

Janecrocker: Why Are Men So Embarrassed To Buy Tampons Like That Cashier Knows That Those Aren’t For You Whereas If I Buy Tampons For Myself That Poor Cashier Has To Sit There Wondering For The Rest Of The Day If While They Were Talking To Me I Was

Pamplemoose: Stylesthirst: Sorry But Your Password Must Contain An Uppercase Letter, A Number, A Haiku, A Gang Sign, A Hieroglyph, And The Blood Of A Virgin I Hate How I Have To Give Up My Own Blood For A Stupid Password.

Brokenwingsflyingaway: Brokenwingsflyingaway: Can I Tell My Math Teacher I’m Atheist And Can’t Solve Exponential Functions Due To The Fact That I Don’t Believe In Higher Powers Or This Is Probably The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Said Or Will Ever

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Pizzaforpresident: The Worst Thing In The World Was Being At A Friend’s House And They Ask You Something Like “Hey Rhyse, You Want A Popsicle?” And Of Course You’re Like “Oh Golly Do I Ever!” And Then They Turn Around And Scream “Mom! Rhyse

Powerburial: A Really Tough Guy In A Sleeveless Shirt Who Gets Mad And Goes To Roll Up His Sleeves But Forgets He Cut The Sleeves Off But He’s So Tough He Rolls Up His Skin

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Wakeuptothesound: If You Were A Vegetable You Would Be A Cabbitch

Whorusszahhak: Run Blog???? No!!!! Too Fast!!!! Too Danger!!!!! Walk Blog Carefully

Nue: 40 Year Old White Father Voice Hey Sport

Confusedtree: I Really Like Clique Because It Sounds Really Tough And Full Of Bravado But It’s Actually Jay-Z, Big Sean And Kanye Talking About How Fond Of Their Friends They All Are And It’s Very Cute

Methlabrador: Ah Yes, Rap Music. I Listened To A Lot Of Bigger Smalls And Two Pack In My Day. Used To Skateboard Around. Used To Smoke Some Illegal Drug Cigarettes. Do Some Drunk Beer. Yes, I Was Living Wild And Free

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