sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

sweeneytad: dentist slaughters family in front of you they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

Vvebkinz: Mr Steal Yo Mechanical Pencil

Fartrickstump: Do U Ever Care About Something For Like Three Seconds

Daddyfuckedme: Wouldn’t It Be Cool If Jellyfish Floated Around In Air Instead Of Water But They Didn’t Sting You Instead They Gave You Little Kisses And Rubbed Your Forehead With Their Tentacles

Souless Sammy

We Dance Around Just Like Constellations

Jacquemousse

Mental Alchemy

Idk Why I Even Bother Getting Crushes On People Because It’s Not Like I’m Gonna End Up Dating Them Anyway So Like It’s Such A Waste Of Feelings

Ugly

D R E A M I N G

So, How Is God'S Favorite Mistake?

Sonicgoddess: Pleasestopbeingsad: Street Harassment Is Not A Compliment. This!

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