thenextfamous: only true friends plan to join the same strip club after they graduate <3

thenextfamous: only true friends plan to join the same strip club after they graduate <3

Sandslashing: &Amp;Ldquo;You Wear That Shirt A Lot&Amp;Rdquo; Yes Because I Own It

Yabitter: I Googled “Macbook Air Charger Not Working” And The Results Literally Said “Sit On It And Warm It Up” I Can’t Fucking Believe This Bullshit. It Is The Year Of Our Lord 2013 And I Am Sitting On My Mac Charger Like A Mother Bird Trying

Cheesoisuncool: New Traffic Light Color Ideas Purple: Turn Around And Go Back Mega Green: Like Green Except Greener. It Means That You Have To Double Go. Cyan: Apply Your Turbo Boosters And Do A Cool Drift Or Get Arrested By The Car Law Black: Sucks

Honne-Tatemae: Skengggg: Idk What’s More Of A Turn Off: When Girls Wear Beanies Or When They Tie Their Hair Up With A Bandana Like A Maid Idk What’s More Of A Turn Off: When Guys Think Their Personal Preference Should Dictate A Female’s Choice

Bobshit: What Are Snails Even Trying To Do

Barebackinq: Please Tag Your Opinions As Wrong

Owlmylove: Shslequius: &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe If You Go To Bed You’ll Feel Better In The Morning&Amp;Rdquo; Is Literally Just The Human Version Of &Amp;Ldquo;Have You Tried Turning It Off And Back On Again?&Amp;Rdquo; What Have You Done

Ernbarassing: You Say I’m Wearing Too Much Black But All I Hear Is I Look Great

Fagome: Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Do I Have To Lie To My Diary

Maleteen: Im Laughing So Hard We Are Taking Our Math Exam And Some Girl Just Yelled Out “There’s No Way I Got 11 Million As My Fucking Answer”

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Sorry: Shopping For Clothes Would Be A Lot More Fun If I Had A Thinner Body And A Fatter Wallet

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