jommeez: wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

jommeez: wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

Jacquemousse

Demoncest: I Really Hate This ‘Ur Other Half Is Out There Somewhere U Just Gotta Meet Them’ Like Fuck Off Im Not Incomplete Im A Whole Person And I Dont Need Anyone To ‘Complete Me’ The Only Thing I Need Is A Pizza And Not Ur Shit Bye

Famey: Slide, Children Slide Into The Deep Pits Of Hell

Umistakeme-Forstraight: Don’t Shame The Girls Who Sent Pictures Of Themselves Half-Naked To Their Significant Others As A Way To Express Eroticism Which Is Healthy And Natural… Give The People Hell Who Think It’s Okay To Destroy Someone’s Trust

Battle Tuba

Ladyleigh89: Ron Funches - &Amp;Ldquo;I Saw A Horrible Thing Recently.&Amp;Quot;

Kohai-San: Fuck-You-Im-Australian: Mr-Egbutt: Residentevils: When U Accidently Type Me Instead Of My Accidentally Typing “Yeha” Instead Of “Yeah” Accidentally Typing Olay Instead Of Okay Accidentally Typing “Oy” Instead Of Yo

Casfucker: If You’re Ever Sad Just Remember That Dean Winchester Has Worn Pink Satin Panties And He Liked It

Bennybooboobatch: Yzma: Why Do Americans Get So Shocked That There Is A Schooling System Different To Theirs Because We Get So Excited Over The Idea That Education Could Actually Be Better And Fun And Not Make Us Fall Into Debt

M-Gsmth: “Hang The Eucalyptus Upside Down By Tying It To Your Shower Head With Twine. When You Run Your Shower, The Steam Will Rise Up Towards The Eucalyptus, Filling Your Bathroom With The Most Refreshing, Relaxing Scent. Plus, The Added Greens Are

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