eldiablocabra: awkwardvagina: alvxandra: oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle “Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"

eldiablocabra: awkwardvagina: alvxandra: oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle “Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"

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Paraprosexic: Thedorkinleather: I Fuckin Bet If 2 Celebrities Came Together, They Could Pay Off America’s Debt. America Could Pay Off It’s Own Debt If It Distributed It’s Own Wealth Correctly Instead Of Stock-Piling It All Into The Military Funds,

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Okaywork: [Clicks On A Person’s Url To See How They’re Doing After Being Dragged On Their Own Post]

Almost-Never-Lively: Officialwumbo: Agirlnamedagnes: This Is What My Husband And I Purchased At The Grocery Store The Other Day. We Don’t Have Kids. We Are Adults. We Pay Bills. And Drink Water From A Whale. Money Whale Spent Get Out

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Codeinewarrior: Walks Into Starbucks Lemme Get Uh Spaghetti Bolognese Macchiato &Amp;Ldquo;Sir We Don’t Serve That&Amp;Rdquo; Don’t Bullshit Me I Saw The Secret Menu On Instagram

Gohn-Jegbert: Have You Ever Had That Moment Where You See Police Officers And Try Not To Look Suspicious Even Though You Didnt Do Anything And You End Up Looking Like You Just Murdered Ten People

Swingsetindecember: Starry-Eyed-Wolfchild: A Town Known As The “Town Of Books”, Hay-On-Wye Is Located On The Welsh / English Border In The United Kingdom And Is A Bibliophile’s Sanctuary. What Happens To Those Books When It Rains?

Ajantas: Don’t Buy Your Girl Flowers. Flowers Die. Buy Her A Potted Cactus

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