eatsleepcrap: too many egg puns, too little time now i need a boyfriend to give these to

eatsleepcrap: too many egg puns, too little time now i need a boyfriend to give these to

Devi13: Igperish: Dan Rad + Jokes (X X X) Never Have I Been More Attracted To Him

Wings-Scales-Fire: Awwww-Cute: My Neighbor’s Puppy Found A Hole In The Fence, So He Popped By To Say Hello Yesterday Why Is The Sky Trapped In His Eyeballs

Semicolon // Smile

Midnightclusterfuck

Religion’s In Your Lips

Religion’s In Your Lips

Static.

Static.

Seethestarsablaze:thechampagnewasdead

Isquirtmilkfrommyeye:it Only Lasted About 20 Minutes Before Somebody Found It And Asked An Employee About It.

Sydloohoo:&Amp;Ldquo;When Did You Decide To Be Gay?&Amp;Rdquo; Last Week. I Woke Up And I Was Like I Want To Be Judged And Not Accepted By Most Of Society And Denied Basic Human Rights. I Thought It Would Be Fun To Not Be Allowed To Get Married And To Be Called

Fuckquemark: There Go Joanne Thirsty Ass

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