retiredjesus: *fucks something serious up* me: shit my bad

retiredjesus: fucks something serious up me: shit my bad

Maeriea: Kanyewesticleandthepeasants: My Girl Angie Knows Privilege And Can Acknowledge That Its Not “Ooo I Worked Harder To Get Here And If Some Women Work This Hard They Could Be Standing Here Too” But More Like “My Opportunities Are Better

Parks And Rec Gag Reel (All Seasons)

Wolfsteps:i Wanna Be Drunk, Smoking A Cigarette At 1Am On A Balcony, Looking Down To The Crowded Shiny City, While You’re Waiting For Me In The Bed.

Thrashturbate: I’ll Bet You’d Look Adorable Grasping At The Sheets On My Bed

Gummysharksundae: Never Apologize For Your Giant Dogs Getting Overexcited, If I Get Taken Down By A 100 Pound Mass Of Fluff Then That’s How I Go.

I Will Stay Afloat.

How To Be Like Dr. Frank N. Furter???

How To Be Like Dr. Frank N. Furter???

I See You Shiver With Anticipation

Blaineitondarren:uptown Funk Is The Non-Problematic Funky Jam The World Has Been Waiting For.

Onvavoiir:you Don’t Like Uptown Funk? Stop. Wait A Minute.

Kingcheddarxvii: Me: Uptown Funk, You Up?My Child Uptown Funk, Named For The Hit Song “Uptown Funk” That I Loved In My Youth: Yeah Dadme: It’s Very Late Go To Sleep

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