pansexualprincess: today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

pansexualprincess: today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

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Wurnbology: There Was This Teacher In High School Who Was Very Awkward And He Told Us He Killed His Cat Accidentally By Sitting On It. So For The Rest Of The Year Every Time He Sat Down Everyone Would Meow Violently.

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Therealhamster: “I Am So Fucking Done” I Say As I Pull Myself From The Oven. I Have Been Cooked To Perfection

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Me Throughout High School

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