psyducked: amandabymes: at the dentist like can I have the number of your dentist

psyducked: amandabymes: at the dentist like can I have the number of your dentist

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Whackedup: Bvka: Thatfrankiee: Gofuckingnuts: Marry Me Them Japanese Like That Freaky Shit. I’m Down With It. Haha Okay First Of All I’m Not Japanese, I Am Part Chinese. These Robes Are Chinese And They Are Beautiful, Not “Freaky Shit”.

Cannibalistictofu: In Class Today, The Guy Who Sits Next To Me, Who By The Way Is Always Sleeping And Never Talks To Anyone In Class, Gives Me His Calculator And This Was On It. .. .. .. I Didnt Know How To Respond To This

Parishiltonsexslave: Me When Writing An Essay

Angelsanddemonsandwinchersters: Magicconchshell: Niick4: Magicconchshell: Imagine If You Got In A Argument With Someone And You Just Whipped A Tampon Out Of Your Vagina And Smacked Them With It Mid Sentence No Omfkdkja. Oh, Sweetie, What Did

Vvndr: Lmao Why Am I Amazing At Flirting With Straight Girls But The Second A Cute Gay Boy Starts Talking To Me I Become A Flaming Pile Of Rubbish

Aureat: I Just Want Someone Who Will Kiss Me When I’m Mad And Lets Me Cry In Front Of Them And Buys Me Pizza And Watches Scary Movies With Me And Holds My Hand Real Tight Even If It’s Sweaty And Thinks I’m Beautiful No Matter What I Look Like And

Josephaaronx: Espeyonce: When You Accidentally Type “Hood” Instead Of “Good” Me All The Time: That’s “Hood”.

Psyducked: One Time My Sister Walked In On My Fingering Myself So I Told Her That I Was Checking My Prostate Because I Was Feeling Sick And I Was Afraid I Had Cancer And We Spent A Good 15 Minutes Hugging Each Other Crying

Headuphigh-Middlefingerhigher: That About Sums It Up.

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