lotrlockedwhovian: tentacletherapissed: sagihairius: tinychatter: i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody yeah it does have a nice ring to it This is art.

lotrlockedwhovian: tentacletherapissed: sagihairius: tinychatter: i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody yeah it does have a nice ring to it This is art.

Twenyonepilots: Doubt

Circumcisions: Why Doesn’t Ellen Give Stuff Away Like Oprah And Call The Segment Ellen De Generous Like Wtf

Today I Fucked Up...by Trusting A “Hot Local Single In My Area” On A Dating App

Badnatured: No Wonder They’re Called Oral Presentations They Suck Dick

Swiftembers: (X)

Latulas: U Wnana Fukcingn Go?? ????? Grab An Icecream Together Or Something Because U Are Attractive

Chiakimomotani: Job Interviews Be Like: “Where Do You See Yourself In Five To Ten Years?”

Crunchycantstandshoes: Omeglemyitaly: Sanityisforthesane: #Come Patriotic Captain #I Shall Teach You The Dance Of My People #And We Shall Feast And Jest Merrily #Thor I Think I Broke A Rib Can This Wait #Nay #Nay #I Don’t Wike It

Biologytextbook: If Anne Hathaway Doesnt Say Anne Hatharrived Every Time She Walks Into A Room She’s Wasting A Great Opportunity

Artpopvenusguy:dflete This!!!

Guys So Blurryface Singles

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Really Thought Quick Sand Was Going To Be A Bigger Issue In Life When I Was Little.

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