assiest: look mom! no hands! also no legs or arms! i’m a sea cucumber

assiest: look mom! no hands! also no legs or arms! i’m a sea cucumber

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Syphilyssa: The Last Message U’ll Ever Get From Me

Instead Of Getting Their Period Girls Should Just Get To Sleep For 5 Days Straight Every Month Everyone Wins

Fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s Ringtone Isn’t I Just Can’t Wait To Be King Then What’s The Point

Trelawney: #Harry’s Face #Like #You’re Restricting Me? #Like I Can’t Go There? #What Are You Talking About Dumble?#That’s Outrageous #And Then There’s Ron #All Disappointed #And Neville #Like Trying To Comprehend What He’s Just Been

Mrsweasley: I Woke Up Today And I Was Like I Can’t Fucking Wait To Go To Sleep Tonight

Thecarfox: Let’s Be Honest My Last Words Will Probably Be

I-Aint-Even-Bovvered: Masqueradeinthetardis: Zombieapocalypseteam: Dederants: Omfg The Resemblance This Is Funny And Scary At The Same Time. The Woman Next To Him, Though…. You Mean Amanda Abbington?

Ejacutastic: Thanks To Tumblr I’m Seriously Up On The Latest News Ten Times Faster Than Anyone Else Around Me It Makes Me Feel So Fancy

Sfphere: Haiku About Eating In Bed: Crumbs Crumbs Crumbs Im Sleeping In Crumbs I Dont Care

Timelordsmith: Reading Doctor Who Fanfics

Pecul1Ar: Anonymous-Deactivated: Why Doesn’t Someone Invent A Clear Toaster So You Can See How Toasted Your Toast Is While It’s Toasting I Swear, If Tumblr Wasn’t Full Of Lazy Ass People, Then The World Would Be A Better Place

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