if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

1O14: I Want World Peace But There Are People I Want To Kill First

#One Thing I Love About Friends Is How They Poked Fun At The Fact That The Six Of Them Didn’t Seem To Have Any Other Friends

Verychanel: Sh4Ne: Horses Eating Watermelon I Hope You All Realise The Second One Is A Cow

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Coltongillies: Igohardinovertime: This Has To Be The Worst Picture Ever Taken Of A Football Player I Think You Mean The Best

Officialdeadparrot: Happyllamacrazyllama: Spacecamps: Do All American High School Parties Actually Have Those Red Plastic Cups Or Is This A Lie Created By The Movies This Has Had Like 65,000 Notes And No-One Has Answered #Because No One On Tumblr

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Ilikemymenbritish: Donedirection: You Know What People Don’t Talk About Nearly Enough Robert Pattinson’s Modeling Career, That’s What I’m Laughing So Hard, Fuck Crying

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Niallar: Today There Was A Blackout In My School So The Room Goes Completely Dark And You Can’t See Anything At All And Then From The Corner Of The Back Of The Classroom You Hear The Kid That’s Never Talked Once Just Go “This Booty Ass Fuckin School

Smilingforthecamera: Grimybear: I Know I Give White People A Lot Of Shit But U Guys Are Really Nice. Like When The Light Turns Green And There’s A White Pedestrian That’s Almost Across The Street U Guys Always Do That Jog Thing. I Know It’s Kind

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