tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: Ojm Uy G Od My Mom Said I Wouldnt Support Gay Marriage If I Knew How Gay Sex Worked Mklmds Kgigfghh Rtfgf

Katy Perry Daughter

Today At Work A Young Hispanic Man Was Having Trouble With The Bottle Machine He Was Using So I Stayed Outside With Him To Help Unjam It And Help With The Bottles And When He Was Done A Bunch Of Gangsters Showed Up Who Knew Him Apparently And He Shook

Rosie The Riveter

Punkmonksteven

Vvittyurl: I Once Made A Text Post That Got 33 Notes Maybe You Should Think Before You Talk To Me That Way

Carryonmywaywardassbutts: Remlupins: So In Writer’s Craft Our Assignment Is To Write The Worst Poem We Can Possibly Create And We’re Having A Contest And I Think I’m Going To Win I Need To Bring This Classic Back

Thesickestjokes: They Say That 1 In 3 People Cheat In A Relationship.to Be Honest I’m Not Sure If It’s My Wife Or My Girlfriend.

My Dig Is Bick

Thehorangames: School Tomorrow [Simon Cowell Voice] It’s A No From Me

Ianoshea: Do You Think Tim Burton Even Has Auditions For His Movies Anymore Or Does He Just Sit Helena And Johnny Down And Say “Listen We’re Doing Another Movie.”

Randomness In My Mind

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