babyferaligator: hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

babyferaligator: hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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Liarnjamespayne: In 5Th Grade They Made My Class Do A Seminar Thing On Drugs And We Had To Sign An Anti-Drug Pledge And Afterwards They Gave Us These Really Fancy Certificates Declaring That We Would Be Drug Free Forever And I Ended Up Rolling A Joint

Liamfx: Staff At Checkout: That’ll Be $9.95Me: Here’s $10.00Me: Keep The Change

Frerardruinedmylife: Adiostoreadumb: So We Were Supposed To Have An All School Assembly About Global Stuff But It Was A Trap And The Teachers Flashmobbed Us And The Head Of The Math Department Just Ziplined Over The Crowd And Threw Candy Oh My Fucking

Hoohah: When Someone Asks U A Question

Fuckyeahlaughters:

Llieo: Holy Fuck We Have Our Windows Open And We Heard A Blood Curling Scream So Naturally I Went To Look Out The Window Because Wow Is Someone Getting Stabbed?? And It Is Just My Neighbour On His Knees Staring At A Kfc Chicken Bucket Spilt All Over

Poopflow: Poopflow: Hello 911 Yes Um This Persons Blog Is Lame Can U Delete It Listen Here U Lil Shit

Heartless: When I Was In Elementary School This Fucking Bitch Claimed That She Was Queen Of The Jungle Gym And Would Never Let Anyone Use It So I Told Her I Was Telling The Teacher And I Walked Over To The Teacher And Pointed Near Her And Said “Isn’t

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