niknak79: No no we should turn right from the hot dog stand

niknak79: No no we should turn right from the hot dog stand

Meowdy

Wearenothingbutneonslime: Edna Mode Is My Spirit Animal

Qazeb: My Friend Always Thinks It’s Hilarious To Dislocate His Shoulder When He’s Drunk. The Look On This Girl’s Face Says Otherwise.

Barebackinq: Barebackinq: What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes? Lucky, Because He Doesnt Have To Look At Your Tagged/Me

I’m So Upset I Have To Choose Between Being Asleep And Being On The Computer Sometimes

Dantes-Disco-Inferno: Sometimes The Jokes Write Themselves

Frankierofightingsociety: Why Doesn’t Anywhere Sell Normal Clothes For Women? Like I Want A Plain Black Fuckin Sweater Not A Mohair Cross Stitch Embroidered Cropped Asymmetrical Slouch Longline Short Sleeved Drop Hem Thing With A Hole In The Back

Dramastarter: Nobody Can Know

Babyferaligator: Walks Into A Store I Am The New President I Instantly Become The New President Because The Customer Is Always Right

Kaydolfhitler: My Friend From Germany Made A Twitter And I Literally Cry At All Of His Tweets

In Dire Need Of A Wii U

Carry-On-My-Consulting-Tardis: “What House?” “Montague!” “What House?” “Montague” “What House?????” “Montague!!” “Montagues! Getcha Head In The Game!”

JuicyBrazilians - JulieKennedy - JungleFever