uoa: trapical: uoa: can u overdose on apples no but u can overdose on DIS DICK

uoa: trapical: uoa: can u overdose on apples no but u can overdose on DIS DICK

'Til The Tape Pops

Home-Of-Hip-Hop: Haahah

Pour-Out-A-Little-Liquor

Tupacabra: When My Mom Was Pregnant She Would Put A Walkman Up To Her Stomach And Play Cher’s Greatest Hits And She Apologizes For It Every Day Because She Thinks That’s What Made Me Gay

Home-Of-Hip-Hop: Vincent: Have You Ever Given A Foot Massage? Jules: Don’t Be Telling Me About Foot Massages, I’m The Foot Fuckin’ Master. Vincent: Given A Lot Of Them? Jules: Shit, Yeah. I Got My Technique Down And Everything, I Don’t Be Tickling

I-Am-It8: Breakfast-With-Satan: Treasure: Danielzrotfl: You Can Change The Direction Of The Train What The Fuck Depending On Which Side Of The Train You Look At, It’s Either Going Away From You Or Towards You. Sucks For People Who’re Trying

Iamtonysexual: Jonandtheon: Jonandtheon: Jonandtheon: My Book Is Locked In A Classroomn Red Aslert I Told This Really Nice Kid Who Never Causes Trouble And Hereached Into His Backpack And Pulled Out A Keychain With Keys To The Classroom And Unlocked

Santanist: Teenytigress: So This Guy In My English Is Doing A Project For Bio Where He Gets A Duckling To Imprint On Him So He Just Carries It Around With Him To All Of His Classes And I Swear This Duck Is The Most Well Behaved Fucking Poultry Ive Ever

Fuckyeahlaughters: Swiftingthrough: Is This Glee

Wit Beyond Measure Is Man's Greatest Treasure

Zarryforeverandever: Shityo: Morefunthanbeingsad: Physicsphysics: An Interesting Model Of Our Solar System’s Path As It Travels Through Space In The Milky Way. Certainly A Departure From Usual Models That Show The Sun As A Static Object, Which It

Therealhamster: Laughs For 10 Minutes Stops Catches Breath Thinks About What Made Me Laugh Laughs For 10 More Minutes

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