getoffmybloghoe: no mom it’s art *continues to glue cheetos onto the dog*

getoffmybloghoe: no mom it’s art continues to glue cheetos onto the dog

I-Was-So-Alone-I-Owe-You-So-Much: Lamborgayhni: I-Was-So-Alone-I-Owe-You-So-Much: I Miss Being Human I Didnt Realise You Were Talking About The Tv Show For A Second And Was Like The Fuck Have You Turned Into Oh My God Oh My God

Lanadelangle: Madboner: Logs On To Twitter Ahhh The Sweet Smell Of Stolen Text Posts

Squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s Song “Low” He States That Shawty Is Wearing The Apple Bottom Jeans, The Boots With The Fur And The Reeboks With The Straps, What Is She Some Kind Of Four Legged Morph Woman? In All Honesty I’m Not Surprised The Whole

Gnastly: I Smoked One Alcohol And My Left Arm Fell Off

Aroihkin: Freyjas: The-Vashta-Nerada: I Find It Pretty Fucking Inconsiderate That My Grandchildren Haven’t Used Time Travel To Visit Me. And Frankly, I’m A Bit Offended. Am I Not Good Enough For You Grandchildren? Well Fuck You Maybe I Won’t

Crys-Love: Baddapsleed: Backdoorteenmom: Nananarry: Justin Bieber Is In Brazil For 3 Days And He Already Mistreated The Fans Who Paid $1.500 To Meet Him Started His Concert 2 Hours Later Abandoned The Concert Because Someone Threw Something On Stage

Enlargers: Me Tryna Holla On Ur Selfie Like

Buttlicked: Touches Ur Butt Sorry It Was An Assident

Nevvzealand: One Time When I Was Younger I Had Some Of That No Tears Shampoo And I Wanted To See If It Was Legit So When I Was In The Shower I Squirted It Into My Eye And I Think I Went Blind For Like Three Days

Best Text Posts

Queerios-And-Milk: I Really Worry About Which Selfie My Family Would Put On The News If I Ever Went Missing.

Shitshilarious: Its Weird How You Need A License To Legally Sell Hot Dogs But Anybody Is Allowed To Make A Baby

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