laurosnes: more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

laurosnes: more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

Wearethewolfhearts: Whats-Crackin-Ho: How Concerned Do You Think People Would Be If I Started Putting Quotation Marks Around Everything I Do Like If Someone Asked Me What I Was Doing I’d Answer With Something Like Oh Just “Taking Out The Trash”

Tiesaretedious: Holy Shit So Today In Class The Weirdest Fucking Shit Happened A Bee Got Into My Class And Everyone Was Freaking Out, So All Of A Sudden, This Kid Goes “I Got It” And He Fucking Pulls Out A Rubber Fucking Band And Shoots It The Fuck

Landfalls: Am I The Only One Who Really Likes It When Ur Holding Someone’s Hand And They Just Rub Their Thumb Across Yours

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: It’s Weird How British People Say “Lift” Instead Of “Elevator” And How My Dad Says “You Are A Dissappointment” Instead Of “I Love You”

Contractings: Hello 911 My Wifi Is Not Working

Introbulus: One-Hamburger: Dicksp8Jr: Fionaaelizabeth: If Corals Get Stressed They Die, So If I Was Coral I Would Be Dead What Do Coral Even Get Stressed About Current Events I Sea.

Joggingdead: When You Have A Talent Youre Really Proud Of And Then Someone Comes And Does It Better Than You

Kiszaa: The-Blog-Diggity: Moriarty: Dawnsblade: Funkies: Iamthewhiteobama: Are We Ever Going To Discuss Young Robin Thicke I Kno U Want It This Could Be The Post That Ruins His Entire Career.

Uggatrip: When You Try To Tell Someone A Joke But You Punch Up The Fuckline

Snorlaxatives: My School Has A Confessions Page On Facebook And

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