orgasm: My Sundays include procrastination and forgetting to eat or eating my whole fridge there is no inbetween

orgasm: My Sundays include procrastination and forgetting to eat or eating my whole fridge there is no inbetween

Ipoog: &Amp;Ldquo;We Have To Talk&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Can I Ask You Something??&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Theres Something I Have To Tell You&Amp;Rdquo;

Jesussbabymomma: My Dad Turned Off The Light While I Was Still In The Room Did You Forget Who Decides To Put You In The Nursing Home Or Not

Pajamaben: Ever Accidentally Throw Something Away And Then Later Realize You Actually Needed It? Haha I Did This With My Life

Braveheart-The-Lion: I Would Pay $1000 To See Obama In Frozone’s Super Suit

One Time My Brother Gave Me My Wallet For Christmas. Not A Wallet, My Wallet. As In The Wallet I Already Owned And It Was Missing $20. My Brother Stole $20 From Me For Christmas.

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Athelstansbitch: My Opinion On Things Change Frequently As I Learn More Stuff About The Thing Please Do Not Hold Me Accountable For Something I Said Three Years Ago

Current Mood: Horny Probably

Soujizz: Omg I Just Realized Theyre Called Pancakes Because Theyre Like Cakes But You Cook Them Wait For It In A Pan

Textpots: In Canada We Play “Duck Duck Moose”

Jackstroubleinatanktop: Ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean: My Mum Wanted To Show Me Some Big Nutella Jars She Found In Costco So She Showed Me This And I Was Like For Real 40 Dollars For Nutella How??? But Then This Is How Costco Doesnt Fuck Around

Themarginistoosmall: &Amp;Ldquo;I Would Never Have Guessed You Had Anxiety And Depression Issues ! You’re Always So Confident And Everything !”Well

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