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tyrabankruptcy: spookyapplesauce: mrcraabs: my sex tape is gonna be a vine bc you only last 6 seconds

Sammiey: Sammiey: My Doctor Told Me To Eat More Taco Bell Well Actually He Said “Less Mcdonalds” But I’m Pretty Sure I Know What He Meant

Laughter-Everyday: Tumblr Has Given Me The Ability To Laugh At The Stupidest Shit In The World In My Head With A Straight Face.

Thefunniestpost: Snorlaxatives: How Do I Tell Someone I Don’t Care Without Sounding Like I Don’t Care

Microwavepizzaoven: Some Lady Behind Me At The Bank Smacked Her Child And Said “Dont Put Ya Fingas In Ya Ass”

Chaotic-Awesome: I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: A Memoir

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Thefaggots0Far: It Only Takes Being Rejected Once For Me To Never Ever Ask Anyone Anything Ever Again.

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Dampsandwich: My Mom Didn’t Get Me Oreos From The Grocery Store. Joke’s On Her Though When I’m Not Around To Take Care Of Her At An Old Age

Deaththreat: The Best Kind Of Alcohol Is A Lot.

Edating: Yes Ur Allowed To Have Other Friends U Just Have To Love Me More

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