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no: Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

no: Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

no:  Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put

Pagingpage: Legains: If You Could Go Anywhere In The World Right Now Would It Be To A “Where” Or To A “Who”? I Was Not Prepared For This Question

Pagingpage:   Legains:  If You Could Go Anywhere In The World Right Now Would It

Tupacabra: Shampoo For My Real Friends Real Poo For My Sham Friends

Tupacabra:  Shampoo For My Real Friends Real Poo For My Sham Friends

Asheself: Mothafickle: Mothafickle: What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium? Hehe

Asheself:  Mothafickle:  Mothafickle:  What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2

Sarahkeilman94: I’m At The Grocery Store With My Grandparents And My Grandpa Has Wandered Away And Now My Grandma Is Going Up Every Isle Yelling His Name And Im Hiding Behind A Cookie Display Cuz I Dont Want Anyone To Know Im With The Crazy Woman

Sarahkeilman94:   I’m At The Grocery Store With My Grandparents And My Grandpa

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Notesfromtheorient: I Don’t Think Brown Eyes Get Enough Love It’s Always Those Blue And Hazel Fuckers That Get The Praise And Attention. You’re Too Afraid To Look Me In The Eyes And Face The Chocolate-Y Abyss. 

Notesfromtheorient:  I Don’t Think Brown Eyes Get Enough Love It’s Always Those

Youaintshitok: Chocolate Comes From Cocoa, Which Is A Tree. That Makes It A Plant. Chocolate Is Salad.

Youaintshitok:  Chocolate Comes From Cocoa, Which Is A Tree. That Makes It A Plant.

Kinkydonuts: Spoopdogg: Seventoinfinity: Discuntinq: Using Y = Mx + B To Measure The Slope Of That Ass Mathematically Incorrect. Unless The Ass Was Linear, But That’s Biologically Incorrect. You’d Probably Wanna Use Something Like Y=Ax^2+Bx+C

Kinkydonuts:  Spoopdogg:  Seventoinfinity:  Discuntinq:  Using Y = Mx + B To Measure

Pauliewantsacracker: When Your Teacher Gossips About Other Teachers

Pauliewantsacracker:  When Your Teacher Gossips About Other Teachers

Angelwithasquirtgun: If I Was Famous I Would Follow A Bunch Of My Fans On Twitter And Reply To Their Random Tweets Or Send Them A Stupid Selfie If They Were Having A Bad Day Man I’d Be The Best Celebrity Ever People Make Me Famous

Angelwithasquirtgun:  If I Was Famous I Would Follow A Bunch Of My Fans On Twitter

Pudingu: It Took Me 18 Years To Realise Saturday Has Turd In It

Pudingu:  It Took Me 18 Years To Realise Saturday Has Turd In It

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