tupacabra: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends

tupacabra: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends

Asheself: Mothafickle: Mothafickle: What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium? Hehe

Sarahkeilman94: I’m At The Grocery Store With My Grandparents And My Grandpa Has Wandered Away And Now My Grandma Is Going Up Every Isle Yelling His Name And Im Hiding Behind A Cookie Display Cuz I Dont Want Anyone To Know Im With The Crazy Woman

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Notesfromtheorient: I Don’t Think Brown Eyes Get Enough Love It’s Always Those Blue And Hazel Fuckers That Get The Praise And Attention. You’re Too Afraid To Look Me In The Eyes And Face The Chocolate-Y Abyss.

Youaintshitok: Chocolate Comes From Cocoa, Which Is A Tree. That Makes It A Plant. Chocolate Is Salad.

Kinkydonuts: Spoopdogg: Seventoinfinity: Discuntinq: Using Y = Mx + B To Measure The Slope Of That Ass Mathematically Incorrect. Unless The Ass Was Linear, But That’s Biologically Incorrect. You’d Probably Wanna Use Something Like Y=Ax^2+Bx+C

Pauliewantsacracker: When Your Teacher Gossips About Other Teachers

Angelwithasquirtgun: If I Was Famous I Would Follow A Bunch Of My Fans On Twitter And Reply To Their Random Tweets Or Send Them A Stupid Selfie If They Were Having A Bad Day Man I’d Be The Best Celebrity Ever People Make Me Famous

Pudingu: It Took Me 18 Years To Realise Saturday Has Turd In It

Ewebie: Perchu: Razzliox: Perchu: What Rock Group Has Four Men That Don’t Sing What Mount Rushmore Get Out

Casualmalexlfan: The Cops Are Already On Their Way To Your House You Sick Little Fuck.

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