shiny-slowpoke: i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

shiny-slowpoke: i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

Jugulate

Delusive Euphoria

“Ah, Perry The Platypus!” “What An Unexpected -“ “Wait, Wait, Wait!” “You’re Trapped!” “By Societal Convention!” “Look! We’re In A Fine Dining Environment. Everyone Knows Not To Throw A Scene In A Fancy Restaurant!”

Annelehan: I Hate Hipsters. Their Smug Faces, Vegan Diet, Tiny Feet &Amp;Amp; Sawdust Bedding. No Wait. Hamsters. I Hate Hamsters.

Moon-Roses: I’m Not Kidding The Worst Sound Ever Is The Crack In The Voice Of A Person Who Is About To Cry

The Life And Times Of An Urban Samurai

Sucks To Suck

Do You Think Flattery Will Keep You Alive?

Moxiearien: Bromar: R.i.p. Irvine Rest In Fucking Pieces Irvine

Grreenleaf: Do U Ever Get A Sharp Stabbing Pain Somewhere On Ur Body And Wonder Who The Hell Made A Voodoo Doll Of U This Time Bc Its Getting Old And Im Tired Of Dealing Iwth It God F;Uckign Damn It

The Homosexually Frustrated

Xinsignis: ;; Fit For A Queen ♦ 1/?

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