shouldnt: WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP I AM NEVER TIRED WHEN I WANT TO STAY UP I AM ALWAYS TIRED

shouldnt: WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP I AM NEVER TIRED WHEN I WANT TO STAY UP I AM ALWAYS TIRED

Randomdice: Fatmf: Fashionable-Gamer: Ever Notice How When Justifying A Child’s Misbehavior No One Ever Says Stuff Like “Girls Will Be Girls” Or “She’s A Girl”, But The List Of Things A “Young Lady” Can’t Do Is Almost Endless? You

Megamissingno: Pagingme: This Explains My Love Life. This Explains When I Accidentally Get Frozen In A Walk-In Freezer At Work And Don’t Get Discovered For An Extended Period Of Time And While Trying To Return To My Own Time Period I Break The Time

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Supamuthafuckinvillain: Unexplained-Events: It’s Almost Halloween And I Know A Lot Of You Kids Out There Must Be Wondering Where Pumpkins Come From, Well There You Go. Once They Are Born, We Take Them Away From Their Mothers, Throw Them In A Field

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Succulentthighs: Do You Ever Just Like Flex Your Foot Wrong And It Cramps And You’re Just Like This Is It, This Is How It Ends

Outlaw-Monarch: Hickeybickeyboo: Thunderkitt: Vfilthy: Officialcrow: 2Cc48A: I Hate This Im Piss Everywhere Hate This? Half Of You Shit Stains With This Opportunity Would Totally Do It. Well Of Course We Hate This, Someone Else Thought Of It

I Am The King Of Wishful Thinking.

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Madmothmiko: Fukari [On Tumblr]

The Fire Inside Is A Light That We Share

Crisp-Air-Fallen-Leaves: On We Heart It.

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