zombres: #lines that make me laugh when i remember them at 3am

zombres: #lines that make me laugh when i remember them at 3am

Andrewbelami: If This Is The Tweet That Keeps Me From Getting A Good Job Or Going To A Good College I Will Jump Off A Very Big Building

Daddys-Little-Middle Berry Needs This!

Raidioactive: Texts Back 3 Weeks Later Sorry I Fell Asleep

Like Bad Dreams

A Mommy And Her Princess

Mrtwentington: Skepticalavenger: Whats-An-Algebra: Do Atheists Say Oh My God Yep. We Say It Any Time We Hear Something That’s Unbelievable.

Internetexplorers: Janedoodles: Josiewhales: Anatoxin-A: A-Bit-Of-Wit: Litengnista: Knickerocker: Forever 21 Have Stolen Some Designs Of Mine, Quite Blatantly. You Can Find The Originals In My Etsy Shop - Www.knickerocker.etsy.com Please Reblog

Hchlns: Halloween Is Almost Here!The Nightmare Before Christmas

Helveticafutura: Lorettalove: Dontbearuiner: Canmakedothink: -Teesa-: 9.2.14 Protect Jessica Williams At All Costs. She Is The Best. Queen Literally The Best.

Untexting: It’s So Sad When You Crave Someone You Can’t Have

Godbless-St-Cyr: Honey, Honey, That’s An Otter Playing With A Walrus Plushie. No, You Don’t Understand!

Slytheringsnake: My Sister Just Tried To Ask Me If I Wanted To Go To Bed But Instead It Came Out “Do You Need To Use The Sleep?” And Then She Just Kinda Looked Really Horrified At Herself And Whispered &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe I Need To Use The Sleep&Amp;Rdquo;

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