mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im

mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im

Laurenhooper:there’s Just No Reason To Lie To Me…I’m Too Understanding. I Get Shit. I Get Life. I Know Shit Happens. I Know When It’s Not That Deep.

Mypatronusisyou:dontbedeaded:penaltybox:im Jealous Of Countries That Teach Languages To Children From A Young Age So By The Time Theyre Like 18 Theyre Bilingual . In My Eleven Years Of American Public Schooling I Can Name You Like 5 Colors In Spanish

Dulldrops:how Many Followers Do U Need To Have Before U Just Get Random Curious Anons Or Am I Just Too Boring

Pengurin: Ivyaura: Why Do White People Get So Butthurt Over White People Jokes Like Idc I Find Them Hilarious Because They’re So Real I Think Mustard Is Spicy, My Mom Is A Pinterest Person, My Brothers Wear Basketball Shorts And Nike Socks Like Who

Xyle: Bookslayer13: Xyle: Unconsciously Touches Own Boobs In Public Remembers Im Not Suppose To Do That I Think You Mean Subconsciously No. Catch Me At Your Local Walmart Asleep In The Ball Cage Gripping Onto My Titties For Dear Life

Dreamwurks:previously On The Show You’ve Been Watching For 3 Days Straight

U Feel Me

Earthnation:i Wonder How Many Of Yall Smell Weird Irl

D4Ftpunks:balconyscene:illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet: I Feel As Fucking Useless As A White Fucking Crayon U Just Gotta Find Someone Who Prefers Black Paper My Friend That Was The Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Read

Vortisaurus:my Dad Just Walked In, Asked Me “What Do You Get When You Cross A Joke With A Rhetorical Question?” And Left

Its-Tuesday-Again:i Don’t Know Why But Insults Paired With Really Suburban Names Crack Me Up&Amp;Ldquo;Suck A Dick, Craig&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Fight Me, Helen&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;See You In Hell, Bernard&Amp;Rdquo;

Hella-G4Y:do You Ever Start Telling Your Parents A Funny Story But Then You Remember What Happened Was Illegal

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