vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left

vortisaurus:my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left

Its-Tuesday-Again:i Don’t Know Why But Insults Paired With Really Suburban Names Crack Me Up&Amp;Ldquo;Suck A Dick, Craig&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;Fight Me, Helen&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;See You In Hell, Bernard&Amp;Rdquo;

Hella-G4Y:do You Ever Start Telling Your Parents A Funny Story But Then You Remember What Happened Was Illegal

Valleyof-Ateenidle:fatgirlopinions: Some Of My Biggest Insecurities Only Became Insecurities After My Mother Pointed Them Out To Me And Turned My Characteristics Into Flaws. Parents, Fucking Watch What You Say To Your Kids. .

Kars:i Am Awake But At What Price

Urbancatfitters:me: [Facedown On The Floor] Listen Everything Is Totally Fine

Mimigaprince: Hey When’s The Last Time You Thought About How Fucked Up The Ocean Is

U Feel Me

Thebr3Akfasttclub: Wifipasswords:i Have Zero Patience For Rude Old People I Don’t Care If You’re A Senior I’ll Fucking Fight You Lets See What Moves They Taught Your Wrinkled Ass In The War Of 1812 Talk Shit Get Hit Me At Work When Dealing With

Thebootydiaries: Am I Doing This Right

Girl-In-Ashes: Zaynslaugh: An Unarmed 18 Year Old Black Kid Was Shot And Denied Justice And All These People Care About Is Their Blood Stained American Flag. #Merica I Swear To God Its Like 11:30 At Night But I Am About To Go To Walmart And Buy As

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Gruesomely:fuck

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