profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE

profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE

Animentality: Tina’s Obsession With Butts Is Probably One Of My Favorite Things On The Show.

Asian: I Was Taking A Shower And I Didn’t Know I Was Having A Nose Bleed So When I Looked Down I Saw A Bunch Of Blood And I Thought I Was Having My Period But Then I Remembered I’m A 16 Year Old Asian Boy

Itssamnotsammi: Best Feeling Is When You Just Naturally Click With A Person. Talking All Day, Every Day, No Forceful Conversation, Laughs, Attention. They Are Worth Their Weight In Gold, Don’t Lose Them @Hi-Kitty-Kitty

Trashrabbits: Nickfuckface: Trashrabbits: Im Gonna Get Plastic Surgery To Look Like A Porcelain Doll Why? Arent Toilets Already Made Out Of Porcelain? Shut The Hell Your Mouth

Macklemuffin: When Ur Friend Bemis Is Being Unreasonable

Death By Lulz

Ovenworthy: Finallyiveflown: Ovenworthy: That Was So Embarrassing I’m Never Speaking Again I Dont Even Know What You’re Talking About But Im Reblogging A Waitress Said “Enjoy Your Meal” And I Replied “Love You Too”

Onlylolgifs: Secret Agent Cat

As Long As You'Re Something To Own

Witch Tip:

Being So High That You Remember Aglet Is A Word And Used It In Context.

Laughcentre: Quite Possibly The Best/Worst Fortune Cookie Fortune Ever.

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