buzzfeed: Based on this tweet by Keely Flaherty.

buzzfeed: Based on this tweet by Keely Flaherty.

Things My Brother Has Said To Me Since I’ve Come Out

Spangefucker: Meatbicyclevevo: Somebody Once Told Me The World Was Gonna End On December 21, 2012. I Bought All Of This Fucking Pasta As A Way To Celebrate The End Of The World And Now I’m $10,000 In Debt And I Have Pasta Everywhere In My House

Couldn'T Stop Caring

The-Homie-Sexual: Plot Twist: You Let Someone In And They Don’t Fuck You Over

Capacity: Africanaquarian: Magica-Tenore-Regina: Pencandy: This Swan Sounds Like A Rabid Chihuahua What In The World I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Chill And Serene!! Swans Are Dangerous. Pretty To Look At. But Do Not Approach. All The Water

Warm Smiles Make You Welcome Here

Jamesbuchanans: 41 Confirmed Kills. Now It’s 89, About To Be 90.

Memeufacturing: Dogs

Bubonickitten: Do You Ever Look At Successful™ People Your Age And Feel Like You’re Just Floating Your Way Thru Life Like A Very Bewildered And Directionless Bumblebee

Tired

Dogsaremypatronus: She Really Likes Walks. This Dog Is So Graceful Holy Shit

Hopelxss: I Fucking Hate It When You’re In Such A Fantastically Giddy Mood And Then You See One Simple Little Thing That Makes You Think, “Oh” And Then You Just Get This Empty Feeling In Your Chest And You Get Nauseous And The World Just Crumbles

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