dateaboysuggestions:date a boy who texts you back within the same minute

dateaboysuggestions:date a boy who texts you back within the same minute

Arbitrary-Stag:i Envy All You Photogenic Ass Holes Who Just Take Random Pics Like Oops I Dropped My Phone And This Pic Was Taken By Accident And They Look Perfect And Im Over Here Playing With Angles And Lighting And Making Goofy Faces At Myself For 15

Snorlaxatives: My Aesthetic Is That One Scene In Holes Where Sigourney Weaver Paints Her Nails With Rattlesnake Venom Infused Nail Polish And Claws Jon Voight In The Face

...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

Death By Lulz

Fuckoff-Mondays: When You Listen To A Song You Used To Listen To Ages Ago And You Get That Weird As Fuck Spine Chilling Feeling As You Remember How Your Life Was At That Point In Time

Jugulate

Daisyridly: Daisyridly: Full Offense But Some Of Y’all Just Have To Let People Enjoy Things There’s A Line Between Constructive Criticism And Actively Shitting On Someone’s Fun

Athenakeene: ‘But How Are My Kids Supposed To Sing Along To Moana If It’s In Another Language?’ The Same Way I Sang Along To Lion King Brenda Tell Your Bitch Ass Kids To Up Their Fucking Game People Are Actually Complaining About This? Wild. Thats

Oh, Burger, You're Cute.

Saltycashew: Concept: A Relationship Where You’re Both Equally Obsessed With One Another But Still Respect Eachothers Space. There Is No Lack Of Communication Or Trust. Lots Of Sex.

A Peek Into The Mind Of A 20 Something Year Old

Br4N: It’s 5Am And I’m Turning Up…….. The Oven To 425 To Make Some Pizza Rolls

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