the most true to their signs things my friends have said/done

the most true to their signs things my friends have said/done

Shock: Shock: Love That Ubereats Calls Food Delivery “Couriers” Like It’s Some Drastic Perilous Journey To Bring Me My Sandwich Benny Shot Me In The Head For A Chicken Ranch Sub Now It’s My Mission To Kill Him Dead

Depresseddisneyprincess: This Father’s Day Anyone Who Doesn’t Have A Dad Or Who Has An Abusive Dad I Am Adopting You.i Am Your Father Now.

Ahnungslos.

You're An Angel Fallen Down

Ouc-H: I Want Someone Who Feels Lucky To Have Me @Slendershadow1

Spanklove

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The-Cheshire-Cat-Grin:the Raw, Untamed Energy In This Pic Is Enough To Crush A Fucking Train Holy Shit

Barely Tame

Eightsenses:titanic (1997) Dir. James Cameron

Christinethecatposts: Imustbenuts: Powertopsenpai: @Doujinshi Guy: Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. Shoo Shoo, Shoo, Shoo. It’s Ignoring Me… Girl: Cat’s Ignoring You Guy: Hey Hey. Oi. Hey Hey Hey Hey. Don’t You Do That. Hey. Hey Hey Hey. Hey. Tch. This Mother

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