ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

-Shr00Ms: Sadellite: Cyhbercutie: Yaaaaas I Want. Oh God No

Christmasstorieswelove: Magic-Of-Hogwarts: Interviewer: “But I Did Bring My Harry Potter Wand” (Points At Them)Tom: “Woah Easy!”Jason: “Don’t Point That Thing At Us!” #They Do Not Play Lucius And Draco Malfoy #Lucius And Draco Malfoy

Pain ☹

No-You-Cant-Watch: ♀♀

Jeffreyeugenides: &Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Platonic Dates Were A Thing&Amp;Rdquo; It’s Called Hanging Out With Your Friends Ya Know. Like A Normal Person.

Le Corps Est L’art De Vivre.

Carahaspurplesocks: Grumpypup: Do You Ever Have Those Friends You Just Really Fucking Appreciate. Like God Damn I Really Fucking Appreciate You. Thank You For Fucking Existing. Thanks For Fucking Finding Me Worthy Of You. I Usually Words Like Frick

Kushandwizdom: Good Vibes Here

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Hi Im Kath!

Alexxxachung: I Haven’t Been Hitting My Squats Lately And I Think My Butt Is Getting Smaller

Alexxxachung: I Have To Do This Really Invasive Interview About My Eating Habits For A Study On Eating Disorders Cause They Give My $50 Every Time I Do It And I Told My Mom I Didn’t Want To Bc Their Questions Upset Me And She Said “Don’t Think

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