theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

Destinysfetus: Pre-Installed Apps You Don’t Use And Can’t Delete

Australiansanta: Why Did Someone Choose To Spell Tongue Like Tongue Like Was That Necessary A Simple Tung Would Do Even Tounge Wouldve Sufficed

Le-Fauna: My Girlfriend Picked Up The Snails Water Bowl Today And Realised We Are Now The Grandmothers Of About Ten Million Baby Snails (๑′ᴗ‵๑) These Are Albino Giant African Land Snails And Yes They Are The Cutest Thing You Will See Today

I-Miss-You-Poems: Your Words Must Have Been Knives In My Lungs It’s Getting Fucking Harder To Breathe.

✨Just A Vibe✨

Yeah, Yeah. Whatever.

Itunestore: Dogs Are Lucky. They Don’t To Have Worry About Looking Cute And Paying Bills.

Bewwbs: Yes

Bulletproof-Hatred: Life Is Hard When You’re An Ugly Girl That Likes Cute Boys

Tour-Lyfe: Alexbrah: I’ve Reblogged This A Million Times And I’m Okay With That.. I Love This

Gg

Lakalaka: Deep Conversation And Great Sex Is A Requirement.

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