fihisoh: wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

fihisoh: wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

This Stopped Me In My Fucking Tracks

Versaceslut: Teacher On The First Day: “Were Going Tol Go Around The Room And Have Everyone Share One Hobby Of Theirs With The Class”Me:

Knightscrest: Man, It Just Would Never Work. She’s The Most Popular Girl In School And I’m….I’m…..I’m Just Doug Dimmadome, Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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2Yrs: Take A Chill Pill, Your Honor

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Kawaiiprincessroxy: Do You Ever Stretch And Just Make The Loudest Sexual Noise Ever

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Not All Love Is Real, Not All School Is Educational, Not All Sex Is Good, Not All Friendships Last, Not All Smiles Are Genuine, And Not All Dreams Come True. And That Fucking Sucks.

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Knitmeapony: Egobus: One Time When I Was About Four, The 10 Year Old Neighbour Boys Attacked Me With Water Guns And When I Ran Away And Told My Mom She Gave Me The Hose And Set It To Pressure Wash And Basically Told Me To Finish What They Started

Rib-Caged: I Hate When Guys Are Like “Oh You’re Not One Of Those Girls That’s Going To Order A Salad For Dinner Are You?” Maybe I Am. Maybe I Fucking Like Salads. Have You Even Tasted Raspberry Vinaigrette.

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