clestroying: When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

clestroying: When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

Yxnnick: To Bae Or Not Bae That’s The Question

Calumthomashoodl: Lazy Is Such An Ugly Word I Prefer The Term Selective Participation

Sad-Goddess:yeah Im Fine [Sits Down On The Floor] Im Just A Little [Lies Down] A Little Sad [Rolls Over] Im Fine Though [Lies On The Floor Face Down For 6 Hours]

Forsciencejohn:“How’s The Semester Going?”

Queensmurf: Cottonhed:thephangirlrebeccabell: Disloyal-Order-Of-Fangirls:i Thought C’s Were Supposed To Be Average?? Like I Thought A’s And B’s Were Above Average??? Why Is A C So Bad?? Like ????? Thank You Someone Finally Said It If You’re

Lace-And-Cotton: Things I Do Not Care About:your Weightyour Gpayour Education Or Job Statusyour Incomethe Size Of Any Body Partthings I Absolutely Care About:how Nice You Are To Othershow Much You Love Animalsif You Will Not Judge Me For How Much I Eatif

Never Let Anyone Make You Feel Guilty About Smoking Weed

Fakemoans

Nachthungrig:i Wish We Never Fucked And I Mean That

Bed Peace

Princeweeniepants: Shesavulgarwoman: Myunproductiveparadise: Behold, A 120+ Year Old Rhododendron They Rarely Grow Into Anything Larger Than A Shrub, Yet Alone A Tree! Why Does This Not Have More Notes?? Because We’re Scared

Tonitrui-Saltare: Atomic-Glitter: Irn-Bru-Aint-Shampoo: Remedyriot: Theprettygoodgatsby:piffsburg: Females: I Want Equal Rights. Females: You Can’t Hit Me I’m A Female. Females: I Want Equal Rights And I Don’t Want You To Hit Me Because I Am

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