sicknymphet:*pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down*

sicknymphet:pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down

Ithotyouknew: Honestly, The Android Vs. Iphone Debate Is So Stupid Like So What, Let People Have Their Phones. It’s So Pointless And Dumb Like Yeah One Has Emojis And One Looks Like A Fisher Price My First Smartphone For Kids But Like, Can’t We All

How I Clean My Room:

Grandmafupa: Painfully Average Looking With A Great Sense Of Humor And Always Down To Get Drunk

Cindymoons:@ Dave Franco Pls Replace James As The Alpha Franco

Rainy Baby

Lastofthetimeladies:colinfirth:buttpower:you Never Really Know Someone Until You Play Uno With Them And The Motherfuckin Asshole Hits You With A  Draw Four#Friendship Has No Place At The Uno Table #I Swear Uno Doesn’t Seem Intense And Then You Play

Rainy Baby

Herblesbians:some Trends I Am Really Down Forbeing Nice To People Working In Customer Servicegirls In Thigh-Highsreceiving $400,000Pasta

Me

Rainy Baby

Andletliveagain:it’s Kinda Cool How Someone Can Just Pop Into Your Life All Of A Sudden And Become So Important To You Within Such A Small Amount Of Time. I Think That’s What Makes Life So Interesting Though. There’s Always A Reason To Be Hopeful

Breadstiks: It’s Physically Impossible To Fit Words Into A Venn Diagram

showing_off_her_ass - showmeyourtits - sideboob