weirdnakedthings: “Camp was awesome. Here we are just hanging out.”

weirdnakedthings: “Camp was awesome. Here we are just hanging out.”

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;And Then Rachael Was Like ‘I Saw Them Kissing At The Bar.’ So I Got On Facebook And Sure Enough That Bitch Had Changed Her Status To ‘In A Relationship With…&Amp;Rdquo;

Weirdnakedthings: Night On The Town With My Bff. Taking A Little Time To Sext Our Boyfriends. I Love Girls Night Out. Didn’t Notice That Creep Behind Us. Ewww…

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;Omg!!!… I’ve Never Had Such A Hard Time Picking Out A Skirt. This One Looks Fine Here, In The Dressing Room, But I’m Having A Hard Time Deciding. Btw… I Bought That Cute Blouse Hanging Behind Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

Weirdnakedthings: Vacation On The Lake With Jennifer And The Girls. Taking A Little Time Out To Flash Our Boobs Here. This Summer Was Epic!!

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;Nooooo!!! Not The Garden Flamingo, Stacy! We’re Not Playing That Game Again!”

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;So Roger Told Me That I Had To Test The Mirror Before I Bought It To Make Sure That It Wasn’t Defective. I Told Him That I Would… But I Had No Idea What That Meant. So… Here Are My Boobs.&Amp;Rdquo;

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;So You Want A Pack Of Squares, Some Chocolate Candy Bars, And A Drink. Right Trisha?&Amp;Rdquo;

Weirdnakedthings: “And On The Count Of Three… When I Tap Your Crotch With My Finger, You Will Stop Pretending To Be A Nymphomaniac Giraffe And You Will Return To Your Normal Self. You Got That Amy? One… Two…”

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;Omg… Tonight My Legs Were So Cold That All Of The Blood Drained From My Lips To Keep My Legs Warm… And Now Look!!!!!!! They Swelled Up To Three Times Their Normal Size. Hmmm… Need To Find Ways To Keep My Legs Warmer.&Amp;Rdquo;

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;Come On Sucka… I’ll Take You On Too. With My Pants Down Around My Knees. Now What, Biotch?!”

Weirdnakedthings: &Amp;Ldquo;Yes. My Boobs Are Real. Yes. These Are Real Pearls. No. I Don’t Want One Of Your Pearl Necklaces.&Amp;Rdquo;

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