movieoftheday: Margaret: If you touch my ass one more time, I will cut your balls off in your sleep.

movieoftheday: Margaret: If you touch my ass one more time, I will cut your balls off in your sleep.

One Day, One Movie

Movieoftheday: Marty: Whoa, Rock &Amp;Amp; Roll.

Movieoftheday: Marty: I Guess You Guys Aren’t Ready For That Yet. But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It.

Movieoftheday: Juno :We Don’t Even Have A Dog!Bren: Yeah, Because You’re Allergic To Their Saliva. I’ve Made A Lot Of Sacrifices For You, Juno. And In A Couple Years You’re Going To Move Out And I’m Getting Weimaraners.juno: Whoa! Dream Big!Bren:

Movieoftheday: Juno: Yeah, There’s That Pink Plus Sign Again. God, It’s Unholy.rollo: That Ain’t No Etch-A-Sketch. This Is One Doodle That Can’t Be Undid, Homeskillet.

Movieoftheday: Jane: You Tell Him The Truth, Or I Will.tess: No You Won’t. You Wouldn’t Hurt A Fly. And You Definitely Wouldn’t Hurt Me. I’m Your Sister.jane: That Was Yesterday. Today You’re Just Some Bitch Who Broke My Heart And Cut Up My

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Movieoftheday: “I Swear, By The Moon And The Stars In The Skies. I’ll Be There.”

Movieoftheday: Rhonda: And One Sugar Mountain Supreme For The Chubby Bunny.chris: Excuse Me, This Isn’t Going To Work For Me.rhonda: But This Is What You Always Order.chris: Yeah, 10 Years Ago When I Was A Whale.

(Via Movieoftheday) &Amp;Ldquo;What Happens If A Car Comes?&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;We Die.&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;What?!&Amp;Quot;

Movieoftheday: Allie: Why Didn’t You Write Me? Why? It Wasn’t Over For Me. I Waited For You For Seven Years. And Now It’s Too Late.noah: I Wrote You Letters. I Wrote You Every Day For A Year.allie: You Wrote Me?Noah: Yes. It Wasn’t Over. It Still

Movieoftheday: Duke: And They Lived Happily Ever After.allie: Who? Who Did? Oh Yes, Of Course. I Remember Now. It Was Us.duke: Oh, My Darling.allie: Oh My Sweetheart.duke: I Love You So Much.

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