you are now imagining Steven being trained by Pearl Dagobah style, courtesy the the KingTech Imagination Enhancer ©

you are now imagining Steven being trained by Pearl Dagobah style, courtesy the the KingTech Imagination Enhancer ©

So, I Was Going To Make A Joke About How A Fractional Candle Would Be A Shitty Business Venture, But Now That I’m Thinking About It, They’d Actually Be Pretty Dope For Surprise Parties And Stuff, Right? So You Could Hold It On A Date That Isn’t

At Least He Didn’t Leave His Family Behind. Heh.

Of Coursehow Did We Not See It Soonerthe Lemonthe Most Yellowthe Most Diamondthe Most Evilof All Fruits

I Don’t Think She Trusts Me After The Lemon Thing. Like It’s My Fault Her Alien Mind Can’t Comprehend Humor.

Either That Or Maybe I Think There’s A Small Chance That There’s Another Late Earth-Born Gem At The Beta Kindergarten.

Discount-Supervillain

Sapphire Was Right

Stupid Babies. Don’t Even Know How To Make Lebkuchen. So Dumb. Dumb Babies.

You Know, The Working Title For ‘Fantastic Voyage’ Was Actually ‘Just Sort Of The Worst Thing’

I Wish I Had A Servant Pearl Type Dealie. They Seem Useful.

I Was Thinking You Meant Back Wings, But Those Wouldn’t Really Be Enhancing Limbs, So I Went With This. I Like It.

Boom Boom Money Gotta Get That Honey

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