“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

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&Amp;Ldquo;Don&Amp;Rsquo;T You Want Me On The Floor Too? And On The Bed, And On The Couch, And On The Table, And Against The Wall&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Say I Love You, But Then I&Amp;Rsquo;D Have To Kill You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By The-Improbable-1.

&Amp;Ldquo;My Division Is The One Between Your Legs.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;If You Were My Day To Die, I Could Never Get A Better Offer.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Dear Jim, I&Amp;Rsquo;M In Love With You. Won&Amp;Rsquo;T You Fix It For Me?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Since You Blew Your Nose On The Lady From The Train&Amp;Rsquo;S Number, Would You Like Mine Instead?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

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