“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell You To Slow Down.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Good Coat And A Short Friend To Look &Amp;Lsquo;Tall,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Black Lotus Flower Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I Can Put In Your Mouth.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Five Children.&Amp;Rdquo; Okay, So This One&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually A Bit Of An Inside Joke&Amp;Hellip; My Ex-Boyfriend, (Whom I Am No Longer On Speaking Terms With), Has A Daughter Now, And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Persistently Trying To Inform Me Of This Fact.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Mike Stamford Would Introduce Us.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Pretend To Be Drunk Just To Go For A Ride With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

Psycotus: I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Lifeâ€¦ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think U.m.q.r.a. Jokes Are Ever Going To Get Old.

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