“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”

“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”

Psycotus: I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Lifeâ€¦ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think U.m.q.r.a. Jokes Are Ever Going To Get Old.

&Amp;Ldquo;Mrs. Turner Has Married Ones. How About You And I Be Mrs. Hudson&Amp;Rsquo;S Married Ones?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Can Ride Me If You Want. I Even Come With A Riding Crop!&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Will You 221-Be Mine?&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Father&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Bbcsherlockpickuplines Style! ;)

&Amp;Ldquo;Come To My Division. We Have Coffee And Doughnuts.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy, But I Know Everything About You, So Come Live With Me Maybe?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Whenever I&Amp;Rsquo;M Apart From You, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Bluer Than My Scarf.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;You Make Me So Giddy, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Giggling Even At Crime Scenes.&Amp;Rdquo;

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