“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”

“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Five Children.&Amp;Rdquo; Okay, So This One&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually A Bit Of An Inside Joke&Amp;Hellip; My Ex-Boyfriend, (Whom I Am No Longer On Speaking Terms With), Has A Daughter Now, And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Persistently Trying To Inform Me Of This Fact.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Mike Stamford Would Introduce Us.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Pretend To Be Drunk Just To Go For A Ride With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

Psycotus: I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Lifeâ€¦ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think U.m.q.r.a. Jokes Are Ever Going To Get Old.

&Amp;Ldquo;Mrs. Turner Has Married Ones. How About You And I Be Mrs. Hudson&Amp;Rsquo;S Married Ones?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Can Ride Me If You Want. I Even Come With A Riding Crop!&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Will You 221-Be Mine?&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Father&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Bbcsherlockpickuplines Style! ;)

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