“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.

“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Mike Stamford Would Introduce Us.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Pretend To Be Drunk Just To Go For A Ride With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

Psycotus: I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Lifeâ€¦ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think U.m.q.r.a. Jokes Are Ever Going To Get Old.

&Amp;Ldquo;Mrs. Turner Has Married Ones. How About You And I Be Mrs. Hudson&Amp;Rsquo;S Married Ones?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Can Ride Me If You Want. I Even Come With A Riding Crop!&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Will You 221-Be Mine?&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Father&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Bbcsherlockpickuplines Style! ;)

&Amp;Ldquo;Come To My Division. We Have Coffee And Doughnuts.&Amp;Rdquo;

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