“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”

“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Come To Your Parents&Amp;Rsquo; House For Christmas Dinner, Even If I Had To Bring A Gun.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Penis Is A Dagger&Amp;Ndash; A Scalpel Wielded With Precision And Without Remorse.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Becoming A Figment Of My Mind Palace Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Way To Get Inside Of Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Us Meeting Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Coincidence. The Universe Is Rarely So Lazy.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Never Put The Doorbell In The Fridge If You Were The One Ringing It.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Without You, I Get So Bored That I Start Shooting Walls.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Mouth Is Big Enough For Fourteen Cigarettes. Wanna See What Else Can Fit In It?&Amp;Rdquo;

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